Los Angeles

Asparagus skinny enough to make it in LA. 

Our trip to California started out in LA, where we hit the farmer's market in Torrance like it took our parking space. (No, it's not Tokyo, but now and then I take time to devour other cities as well.) I love farmer's markets, especially now that slow food has given me a political license for gluttony. We do have markets in Japan, and a few in Tokyo, but the sheer abundance of a US one is striking.

And here is Japan's vulnerable underbelly: an aging population coupled with a low birth rate AND a profound lack of Mexican and South American food. Don't get defensive, Japan. The thing is, I know you would love it if only you tried the real deal. I once didn't get Mexican cuisine. My disinterest even made me think their pyramids were a little shoddy. Then I left the east coast and it's goopy, brown, red, and yellow combo plates and had my mind blown by soft tacos, tamales, and burritos. I mean it, Japan, just recruit some serious chefs and taco truck folks on some kind of diplomatic exchange. You will thank me later. Get a load of these beauties from the market.

Papusa! Wonderful stuffed tortilla-esque little Salvadorian pancakes that call to me from across the Pacific.

Frying up papusas--you are doing God's work, ladies.

Blue corn pork tamale with tomatillo sauce. I need a moment. Ok. 

There would be shots of our meals at El Burrito Jr. in Redondo Beach, but I lacked the self-control to photograph anything before eating it down to the foil wrapping. I may have eaten a little foil, which would explain my airport security delay.

My mom also got the lowdown on a truly good deli (something I never could find when I lived in Southern California) called New York Deli 2. Pastrami? Corned Beef? Why choose? She brought home the double decker and a side of potato latkes. Unbelievable. It's another thing you just can't get in Tokyo. Sure, there are a couple of lonely Kosher joints, but the sandwiches are delicate little things on mild bread. Mom used to actually schlepp rye bread from New York to Japan for her mother about forty years ago. Mashugana for the rye and Pumpernickel, my grandma.

The slaw on this was not bad, either. 

Rich and delicate--fabulous even without the sour cream and apple sauce. 

Monster Nidra in Bulgaria recently had an "Austro-Hungarian-huge" potato pancake that made me question my desire for more and larger latkes. Question, but not relinquish. I KNOW Japan would go latke crazy, since the potato croquette is so big here. Well, popular, not Russo-Chinese big.

And of course, it's not a trip to America without a burger. The Evil Genius and Robo-Cindy grilled up a feast of grass-fed goodness, including home-grown lettuce and tomatoes, and the crispiest oven fries ever. The burgers were stuffed with cheese and bacon, which Mini Z tried to suck out of the middle. It was not an Emily Post moment, but how could I scold her for that which I would do myself?

How We Roll

The usual suspects: toro, tai (sea bream), red clam, and roe.

So we are in California for a couple of weeks, enjoying the weather and lots of home cooking. But before we leave Tokyo, we always do a mini-farewell tour of our favorite Japanese foods. It's a little like junkies who binge before rehab. My dear friend Dango-ra, who knows all and shares all, had me over her place in Tsukiji for sushi the day before departure. Her apartment actually overlooks the famed Tsukiji fish market where die-hard fans go to see the frenzy and eat sushi at cramped counters before Starbuck's even starts grinding beans.

The big lacquer boxes from Sushi Iwa arrived stacked and wrapped at her apartment.  From the market, to the restaurant, to the table was probably about five miles. And it shows up so pretty every time. As usual, it rocked the house. We must not be the only ones getting our dose of sushi before a trip abroad, because Sushi Iwa has a shop in Narita airport. Just before you go through security, you can get your last fix.

The ikura and uni were so good I feel like I should have digitized the photo.

I know some of you don't love the salmon eggs and/or the sea urchin. But maybe you need to try it in Japan. Neither the Professor nor his brother, the Evil Genius, liked it on American soil. In the US, people tend to use words like 'bitter," "strange," and "acquired taste," the last of which translates to, "I am going to discreetly spit this into my napkin now and drink sake until I forget it was ever in my mouth. I hate you." And yet, on a recent trip to Tokyo, the Evil Genius declared uni "the butter of the sea."  The fishiness that troubles people when they eat ikura is also not present in the best of it here. Instead, creamy, delicate little globes.

Amai-ebi--again with the creaminess from the sea!

Sushi nazis will get you all nervous about what to order, how to dip, when to eat the ginger. Ignore them and relax.  Dango-ra, like many Japanese, picks her sushi up with her fingers. And there is no delicate way to eat futo-maki, or "fat rolls," which was our nickname for Mini Z when she was an infant, by the way. They are so stuffed with goodies like eel, egg, shrimp, and pickled vegetables, that you just have to take bites and hope your companions are looking at their own plates. The kids love them, but it ain't pretty.

Futo-maki are just the thing when you show up hungry.

When it's all over, you stack the empty trays, tie them up in a cloth, and leave them outside your door to be picked up by the delivery guy. What could be better? And yet I can't help but wonder how fast the trays would have disappeared in our old neighborhood in Brooklyn. Oh, like you wouldn't pick one up.

Sushi trays ready for pick-up. So much prettier than those pizza boxes that pile up accusingly in the kitchen.

Hanami Picnic

Revelers at the park

On the street the other day, a gust of wind blew the flowers around us like we were in a snow globe. The season is over, but we got in a solid weekend of hanami (flower viewing) picnic fun. We went to a very small park--just a few families with kids--but other places get a little crazy, what with the huge crowds and the pop-top sake.

This is the high-end version--single serving sake goes for a buck or two at convenience stores and train station kiosks. I can't decide if that's more or less classy than a pint in a paper bag.

Should booze be this cute? And that panda is wasted.

The company picnics are a whole thing, and newly hired freshmen are often sent out into parks with giant tarps to stake out space for after work parties. Some people complain about it, but I don't get it. Send me out of the office to go hang out under the trees! It beats Starbuck's runs and jury duty (both of which I totally made work for me). I didn't have time to whip up a homemade picnic spread (cue grandparents silently judging from beyond grave), so the Professor picked up some supermarket goodies.

Fried oysters from RF1, so plump and crispy. Try them with ponzu sauce!

Son of Z scored this ridiculously tiny bento lunch.

I love fried chicken from the supermarket. Only God will judge me.

Not a picnic without edamame!

 Daigaku-imo: when you are ready to get serious about sweet potatoes.

The literal translation of daigaku-imo is "college potato," which makes no sense until you take a bite and flash back to the heady days of packing on the "freshman fifteen." These are beyond candied yams. They are actually candied, as in coated in a crunchy layer of caramelized sugar that is thick enough to resemble molten glass. I have seen them made once, and the recipe involves peeled sweet potatoes (purple outside, chestnutty yellow inside), butter, sugar, a pact with Satan, and sometimes black sesame seeds. When they are hot, they are life-changing, but even cold they blow minds.

More Blossoms!

The fleeting beauty of the cherry blossom. Is it wrong that I want to eat it?

The cherry blossom juggernaut continues to roll on through Tokyo, and I am not helping matters, folks. Every minute a seasonal item sucker is born, and that would be me. Tell me bricks are only going to be around for two weeks, and I will eat one. Fried. So when every shop on the street starts hawking sakura goodies, I'm in.

The wabi-sabi, bittersweet beauty of spring...in doughnut form.

Wait, is that a... yes, it is. It's a sakura glazed doughnut with a little flower on it. Yes, I had to know. And yes, it rocked. It may not have been hot from the fryer, (which has been scientifically proven to turn even a modest doughnut into an EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE) but it was fresh with that slightly crisp edge and springy, moist inside that is the hallmark of a good cake doughnut. And the glaze was not overpowering with blossom. Hands down, it was the most romantic doughnut I have ever eaten, which is saying something given my idea of romance. Granted, I paid about four US dollars for it at one of Doughnut Plant NYC's Tokyo outposts, and I could have put myself into a diabetic coma with four dollars in Queens back in the day, but I am at peace with that. Because I am ready to respect the doughnut as fine pastry. And because of that thing I mentioned before about being a sucker.

Jellies with flowers and butterflies suspended inside. Somewhere, a pineapple Jello mold weeps.

Under all that cream, sakura chocolate petals, and petal-shaped berries is the softest sponge cake ever, layered with berries and more sakura cream. Zen restraint is overrated.

The cakes and parfaits may not be traditional either, but don't hate. The jelly roll you remember from the shoddy supermarket bakery--the sticky yellow cake that looked like it was rolled by a carnie with one hand working the cotton candy spinner--has been reborn in Japan as something impossibly light and delicate. So, too, have puddings and jellies (made here with plant-based gelatin, not Seabiscuit) been restored to their former glory.

The array of things to whip up at home is endless, too. I made it home without the salt and the rice, but I think I will be back for the jam, which has petals in it and makes a lovely hot drink when you add water. So glamorous--the kind of thing I would put on my J. Lo-esque contract rider. You know, white sofa, Diptyque candles, and cherry blossom jam tea in my dressing room. And no one looks me directly in the eye.

Sakura salt

and rice!

Sakura jam/tea--very post-Cosmopolitan.

Happy Easter!

No relation.

Really, I don't know which one looks more smug. The Peep is contraband from a visitor's suitcase.  The tall one with the tan is a hiyoko, meaning chick, a souvenir sweet I remember well from childhood.  I love the minimalism, the blank expression that, like the Peep and Hello Kitty, conveys unearned superiority. The outside has that brown-crust-of-the-pound-cake flavor, and the inside is white bean.  I just read that there's some supplement made of white bean extract that keeps your glucose level from shooting up, science, science, science, and thus keeps you from getting fat.  So the Japanese are eating it in their goodies, and tossing their heads back, laughing over their low rates of obesity, heart disease, and cancer.  You win this time, Japan.

Homemade butter cookies

Easter is not much of a thing here in Tokyo, which makes it a little tougher to stock up on goodies, but also kind of sets you free.  You can reinvent the holiday free of commercial influence, secular symbolism, even sugar.  Ok, that last part was creepy and I take it back.

Too Pretty to Eat?

The cherry blossoms are just coming into bloom, and the whole country is again in thrall to all things delicate and fleeting. And pink. Like sweets! Today, let's celebrate with old school wagashi. Or should I say ancient school? They go way back--fire, weaving, pottery, dessert. This is a culture with priorities I can respect.

The flower, made by hand from white beans, showed up at a stand in my supermarket. The cherry blossom flavor is so light, and the texture is like a delicate version of marron glace. The little turtle is plain bean, but with a sweet, dark, azuki bean center. Okay, he's not really a sakura item, but check him out with his bad little turtle self! My mother would sometimes come home from work with wagashi sweets like this, little sculptures of rabbits or flowers that she would wrap up in tissues and artfully folded envelopes. I used to hold one in my hand and marvel at it, not wanting to ruin it. Really, my inner conflict lasted two, sometimes three minutes. They were otherworldly--soft, sweet, and utterly pure. Looking back, I am most impressed that Mom made it home on the train without the little rabbit devolving into a primordial lump in her purse. Forget Sally Field's Lifetime movies--that is a mother's love.

Mochi on a stick! A classic in perfect colors for hanami (blossom viewing) and Girl's Day.

Smooth white and red bean in little cake-like dumplings. The little blossom pressed on top is a bit salty and perfumey--I know that sounds like coming home from a night out clubbing, but it's not. I promise.

A birthday shout-out to Ultra-Aimee, by the way! She visited Tokyo during the cherry blossom season and went on what I can only call a mochi bender. Way to turn those wheat allergy lemons into rice dumpling lemonade! You know, in the fat-free-obsessed 90's, you could eat all this stuff without guilt, but this recent wave of carbo-panic has added a dimension of naughtiness that I for one am really enjoying.

Both of these are filled with a smooth, red bean paste. The cherry leaf is preserved with salt, and it has a bit of a tang, as well as that fresh-cut-flower-stem fragrance. I know, I know. The salt sounds wrong. But you love a sea salt caramel, right? Once you get over the fear of weird, it is absolutely the taste of spring.

Toy Lunch Trucks

Some people cliff dive, others ice climb.  I used to do my thrill seeking at iffy eateries, like taco trucks and street fairs, both of which often feature food safety violations and nearby pit bulls.  What can I say--it made me feel alive.  The Professor banned me from high risk eating a few years ago when I was pregnant with Son of Z, but sometimes I still get the jones.  Luckily, there is a little tailgate party of trucks that gather over at the Yurakucho International Forum in Tokyo, just across from the enormous Bic Camera electronics store.  On a weekday, working stiffs can grab a fast, cheap, tasty, and shockingly hygienic lunch in the open air.

Balsamic glazed pork, basil chicken, beef stewed in red wine.  All out of this mini VW bus that's a little bit Beach Boys and a little bit Grateful Dead.

Omelets topped with stews and cream sauces--vive la lunch truck!

Jungle Foods has curries and a paint job that is taking me back to the Village in the 80's.

Check out the pop-up top on the falafel truck. Bill O'Reilly almost ruined falafel for me with his ethnically and anatomically confused dirty talk, but he didn't. I won't let him.

Little tumeric-yellow curry-mobile. Happiness on tiny wheels.

Buta-don (ribbons of seasoned pork over rice) with myriad toppings: green onions, kimchee, egg yolk, etc. Somehow buying it out of the back of a truck feels criminal, like you're buying counterfeit handbags or untaxed cigarettes.

Asia Lunch offers the same thrill, but with Southeast Asian curries and fried noodles. Spicy, y'all.

In the end, I went with this one--there was a roasty-herby-goodness aroma, and I followed it.

Barbecued chicken with tomato sauce over rice, mixed vegetables, and potato egg salad.  Hey, white asparagus in there! And yes, that is a paper container and little wooden spoon.  My inner Grandma is telling me to put the spoon in my purse and take it home.

It was downright wholesome in a provincial French way.  And the chicken tastes like chicken.  The chicken in Japan, to say nothing of the deep orange yolks and thick whites of the eggs, tastes more like the chicken I remember as a kid.  I can only attribute this to the fact that in relation to meat, if not  anime and manga, Japan is not as obsessed with giant breasts.  The hormones and assorted craziness that go into US chickens to make them look so buxom and taste like drywall just isn't the thing here, and you can taste the difference.